It goes something like this: If I spend 10 minutes riding a trainer, it feels like an hour. Contrariwise, if I spend an hour riding outside, it feels… well, it doesn’t feel like six hours. Let’s say it feels like 10 minutes, for the sake of symmetry.

I’m worried that your quantum theory of cycling is incompatible with my relativistic view. It may be possible, however, to combine our ideas into a grand unified theory; I suggest research in this area.

Oh, HI yourself.:)

BWAAAAHAHAHAAAA!!!!! the easy part is catching me, the tough part is finding the ointment that makes me go away…wait, now I sound like the clap…